It’s two hot dogs, chips and a coke. Read more
I stupidly ate an entire bag of Funyuns yesterday.
“Oh those Golden Grahams…”
This turkey sandwich I’m eating right now is totally not crap. I’m sorry you will never know how good it is, but I shall have no regrets finishing it.
Today’s turkey sandwich: not crap.
New York summer weather 2009? Crap. If I wanted crappy summer weather like this, I’d move to Maine. Way to go, Nature.
Crap. Can it possibly rain any more? Crap, Spring. You are crap.
Apple Jacks is purportedly a multigrain cereal flavored with apples and cinnamon.
Ladies, tramps and harlots. The dry, cold air whips around your ankles. Brackish water, gray slush and bits of grit splash up your heel. Read more
The anti-review site begins.