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Filed under Internet, March 10, 2009
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Against my better judgement, I signed up to Twitter. Why? I have no idea.I already run a couple of sites. It’s not like I’m unable to post. I can post anything I want on a variety of sites that I physically own. So why would I want to add my din to the noise of Twitter?

I don’t know. It’s probably because I want to keep in touch with the current techmo-nologies that everybody’s using. Just to see. I’m not going to ‘tweet’ 50 times a day. If everybody were jumping off the Brooklyn Bridge, I might peer over the edge to see what’s going on. But I’m not jumping. I’m no sheep.

So I sign on. Make one post. (I’m sorry. It’s called a post, not a ‘tweet.’ Don’t shove any of your fucking corporate, branded language into my perfectly good English, okay champ?) I go to my default profile picture. Upload my handsome self. Busy.

Busy? Okay, sure. Twitter is popular as oxygen, just with less server space. I understand. I wait 20 minutes. Try again. Busy. Haha, okay, I get it. Twitter is super popular and just too busy for my minor profile-updating needs.

Tried again 10 hours later. No go. Crap. Twitter is crap.

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11 Responses to “Twitter”
  1. “Twitter is over capacity. Too many tweets! Please wait a moment and try again.”

    Arg! It still teases me!

  2. Ian says:

    i too think twitter is crap. a flash in the pan fad that will be as stale as last tuesday’s muffins.
    i would appreciate your assessment of http://www.moko.mobi ?

  3. Histren says:

    Twitter a crap? Yes i think. I visited http://www.istwittercrap.com

  4. Bill Badman says:

    Moko.Mobi has seen a lot of action already this year. Seems to be the year that everything comes together for moko.mobi. If AT&T jumps on the wagon, then watch out. Bill Badman

  5. Suck_My_A_Juice says:

    TWITTER CAN SUCK MY ASS JUICE.

    Just another data farm, just wait for the adverts/itunes tie in and them selling your personal data..only a matter of time.

  6. Clueless says:

    Couldn’t agree more, twitter is useless even more whats with that ‘@’SHIT Idiots now insist on using the @Infront of every message they type.. “@Sigh”

    (I’m sorry for not posting a @ sign in front of my message but i am not a brain dead retard)

  7. Lardboy says:

    “Against my better judgement, I signed up to Twitter. Why?”

    http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=twitter&utm_content=twitter&utm_campaign=twitter

    - that’s why!

  8. jim says:

    Twitter is for those that have no life. That said, because most people have no life, statistical analysis of what goes on there may be useful for those who sell house trailers and chewing tobacco. What has this world come to? GET A LIFE!!

  9. Jamie says:

    Twitter is utter shite. Whoever invented it, simply sunk a fortune into it and masterminded a deal where every celebrity agency had to contract all their clients to have a twitter account as part of signing up. It sucks, no one likes it…and for the record, if it had been started from someone’s bedroom you’d never have heard of it. We already have a million {better} sites that do everything that twitter does, and more. There is no reason other than the above reason, as to why it would be a success. I hate it and will never join and millions feel the same way too.

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