Eating a whole bag of Funyuns

I stupidly ate an entire bag of Funyuns yesterday.

Funyuns are not onion rings. They are onion flavored rings. I don’t know exactly what’s in them. It’s not onion. I think they take shaven beard stubble, wad it together with Elmer’s glue and then deep fry in polyurethane. Frankly, I’m surprised I don’t feel worse.

Crap.

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