All those April Fool’s Day jokes on the interwebs? Read more
It’s two hot dogs, chips and a coke. Read more
Omega Man with Charlton Heston. It’s Charlton f-ing Heston.
What the hell is all this?
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. I’m relieved to know that, in the event of nuclear catastrophe, the President only has to sneak into the Oval Office refrigerator rather than rush aboard Air Force One. Speaking of Air Force One, they should redesign it to be a giant refrigerator with wings and jet engine. Read more
I stupidly ate an entire bag of Funyuns yesterday.