Ikea combo meal

It’s two hot dogs, chips and a coke. Read more

Omega Man with Charlton Heston

Omega Man with Charlton Heston. It’s Charlton f-ing Heston.

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Mutant Chronicles

What the hell is all this?

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Indiana Jones and the Giant Sack of Money

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. I’m relieved to know that, in the event of nuclear catastrophe, the President only has to sneak into the Oval Office refrigerator rather than rush aboard Air Force One. Speaking of Air Force One, they should redesign it to be a giant refrigerator with wings and jet engine.  Read more

Pepsi Throwback

Pepsi Throwback. Made with real sugar. Knowing as I’m sure you do that I am the founder of Cereal Awareness Month, you probably know where I stand on this. Read more

Eating a whole bag of Funyuns

I stupidly ate an entire bag of Funyuns yesterday.

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Fantastic Four 2: Rise of the Silver Surfer

Fantastic Four 2: Rise of the Silver Surfer. Starring Jessica Alba and Dr. Victor von Nip/Tuck. Read more

Dawn of the Dead (2004 remake)

Dawn of the Dead. 2004. Not George Romero, but still awesome. Read more

Demons (Demoni)

Demons (Demoni), the 1985 film by Lamberto Bava and Dario Argento. So bad yet so good.

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Ghost Ship

Ghost Ship has no business being any good. Strangely, however, it’s not bad. The salvager of the souls thing was kinda cool.  So many bad elements, but overall I reluctantly say: not crap.

More details in the forum poll.