April Fool’s Day

All those April Fool’s Day jokes on the interwebs? Read more

Ikea combo meal

It’s two hot dogs, chips and a coke. Read more

Omega Man with Charlton Heston

Omega Man with Charlton Heston. It’s Charlton f-ing Heston.

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Mutant Chronicles

What the hell is all this?

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Indiana Jones and the Giant Sack of Money

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. I’m relieved to know that, in the event of nuclear catastrophe, the President only has to sneak into the Oval Office refrigerator rather than rush aboard Air Force One. Speaking of Air Force One, they should redesign it to be a giant refrigerator with wings and jet engine.  Read more

Pepsi Throwback

Pepsi Throwback. Made with real sugar. Knowing as I’m sure you do that I am the founder of Cereal Awareness Month, you probably know where I stand on this. Read more

Eating a whole bag of Funyuns

I stupidly ate an entire bag of Funyuns yesterday.

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