Omega Man with Charlton Heston
Omega Man with Charlton Heston. It’s Charlton f-ing Heston.
Omega Man with Charlton Heston
The only flaw I can see in this movie is that they don’t let Charlton Heston kill more people. And also that he dies in the end. And also that it has nothing to do with the novel I am Legend, upon which it is based.
Nevermind that! It’s Charlton Heston. Moses himself laying out the street justice to evil albinos.
Charlton Heston has a generator powering a sweet pad. So much has he scavenged from the dying world, that he has enough juice to power multiple TV sets that do nothing except project the face and muscular torso of Charlton Heston. Glorious. This is a man who knows luxury. Charlton Heston has no time for your Facebooks and MySpaces and FaceSpaces. He is too busy killing stuff, and when he is not busy killing stuff, he is playing chess against an inanimate bust of Caesar. That’s loony tunes, but at least he’s winning.
The film suffers from some lagging scenes and poor performances from the albino mutants (everyone knows albinos can’t act), but again, it mostly suffers from Heston not being given enough screen time to kill more people.
Not crap.
Heston is acting in self defense in this movie – the albinos want him dead at all costs. Its Chuck Heston vs. the rest of the world’s inhabitants!
As you quite correctly state … not crap.