Indiana Jones and the Giant Sack of Money

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. I’m relieved to know that, in the event of nuclear catastrophe, the President only has to sneak into the Oval Office refrigerator rather than rush aboard Air Force One. Speaking of Air Force One, they should redesign it to be a giant refrigerator with wings and jet engine. 

I guess it’s a bad sign when the ’surviving a nuke in a fridge’ scene is the least far-fetched action scene. God, the aliens… There were so many things wrong with this film. My biggest problem might be that I had any respect for this franchise to begin with. Let’s face it, most of us watch Indiana Jones because we wanted more Han Solo. So we took Han, gave him a whip for a blaster, and stuck him in the middle of World War II Nazi occult nonsense. It worked for Raiders, it worked for Last Crusade, but any time they’ve strayed from that formula it failed. I, for one, do not want to see an aging Han Solo.

Total crap.

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