Bret Michaels’ Rock of Love
Filed under Movies/TV, March 10, 2009
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It's just like dating. But without any meaningful human interaction.
This show has progressed nicely, eh? Boy meets slut. Slut likes boy. Boy is slut too. Slut dates slut. Slut dumps slut just in time for the new TV season. Romantic.
Season 3 is on a bus. Man, those people at VH1 are clever as hell. I’m sure not jealous when I sit down each month and figure out how to pay my bills. “A bus!” These are the million dollar ideas that justify the outrageous salaries of our nation’s finest television producers.
It’s obvious Bret Michaels is too immature for a relationship and/or too greedy for the sheckels VH1 is tossing his way for another season of this dating tragedy.
There are so many gigantic silicon globes flying around, I’m shocked they could fit these girls on only two buses. And we’d be remiss if we didn’t mention the maturity level of the ladies on the show. If we can only learn to harness the combustible power of cattiness, we could solve the world’s energy crisis. I don’t know how the LA strip club scene survives in the 6 weeks it takes to shoot this show. Half their dancers are dating Bret Michaels.
I will vote a surprising ‘not crap’ under one condition. Just one. Season 4 must be shot in 3D jigglevision.
